My Gun Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and a number of cars drove by our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadnt moved itself outside. It certainly hadnt killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadnt even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or Im in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Well, Im off to check on my spoons. I hear theyre making people fat. Have a great day.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 23:22:43 +0000
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