My Latest Solution for Terrorism Actually, we evented the pig bomb some years ago but, amazingly, there was very little acceptance of the idea. We soon realized we needed something more sophisticated than flying over Muslims and dropping pigs on them. This was when our crack scientists invented the Porcine Propagator that blows a pig vapor over a crowd of Muslims. After any contact with pork, a Muslim needs ritual cleansing or he cannot go to Allah. So any time yer suicide bomber got some of this stuff on him, hed have to go back to his mumu, googoo or sheik or whatever they call them and start over again. Todays hot tip for world peace. Get on with it.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 08:13:39 +0000
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