My WTF of the day (except for the clown.) I pulled into an IGA market parking lot that hasnt been re-striped in the 14 years Ive been going there. There were about 3 cars in the lot. I pulled around and parked at the same angle as the others. I grabbed my papers for the stores rack and got out. This nasally high-pitched voice from a car across the lot. Maam . . . Maam . . . MYYAM . . . *turns around* Maam, you are parked in two spaces. *looks, squints, see lines* (Yup, Im a foot or so over one line, so there are only 40 spaces left in the lot and this was not one of the good spaces in front of the door) Dont worry, Ill only be 30 seconds. *walks away* ONE TWO (yes, this twit is counting) By the time she gets to, FIVEH I start counting along with her. It took to SAYVEN for me to get to the door. *plunk papers in rack 5 feet inside door, exit store* *TWUNNY-YATE Yes, it took me to THUTTY-FAYEV to get back to the car. That means two of them had to take off their shoes. *NOTE* I never park in handicap spaces and I never purposely block spaces, but this still goes straight into the WTF files.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 02:07:00 +0000
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