My awesomely cunning plan worked! A young hooman was leading Ella, my room mate,through the gate and I ESCAPED!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa! I darted past outstretched arms and my thundering hooves led me straight to a green patch of grass. The hooman told everyone not to worry, that I wouldnt go far and that everything that happens is a lesson. Yes! A lesson in ninja skills and awesomeness! Now, if someone could please come and remove the wooden gate that is trapping my exit from the narrow laneway into which my thundering hooves inadvertently led me, Id be quite grateful. Damnable hooman trickery.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 08:05:05 +0000
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