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My buddy Swanny walks into our bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it. The intrigued woman says, A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it? Swanny says, It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. Lady says, Whats it telling you now? Well, it says youre not wearing any panties. The woman giggles and replies, Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties! Swanny smirks, taps his watch and says, Damn things an hour fast.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 07:11:38 +0000

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