My buddy Wayne is always sending me cute jokes and so I usually share them with all of you . Here we go with a couple short Golf jokes : A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, You are spectacular; your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. Whats your secret? Mickelson replied, The holes are numbered. *** A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, What are you going to use on this hole, my son? The young man says, An 8-iron, father. How about you? The priest says, Im going to hit a soft seven and pray. The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards. The young man says, I dont know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down. *** Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, Maam, is that your husband? Yes says the woman. Did you hit him with that golf club? Yes, yes, I did. The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face. How many times did you hit him? I dont know -- five, six, maybe seven times... Just put me down for a five. *** A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him. As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, Are you a good golfer? The man replied: Got here in two, didnt I? *** The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: What are your golf clubs doing here? He looked her right in the eye and said, This isnt going to take all day, is it?
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 12:41:04 +0000
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