My cuddle buddy application would read as follows: Are you - TopicsExpress



          

My cuddle buddy application would read as follows: Are you female? Do you smell nice? Do you want to cuddle? If the answer to all the questions above is YES, I wish to congratulate you on being elected to this prestigious position! Benefits include free snacks, a feeling of belonging, the release of oxytocin, occasional awkward erections, entertaining television commentary, and an all natural alternative source of warmth. Apply today!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 04:43:46 +0000

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