My days at school, with my thoughts in parenthesis. Classmate: I - TopicsExpress



          

My days at school, with my thoughts in parenthesis. Classmate: I did coke this weekend. Me: (Idiot) Oh, Haha. Thats interesting. (If I was a therapist or your mother) Classmate: Yo, you smoke? Me: (Why? Why? Why?) No, not really. (You smell like shit.) Classmate: Why? Me: (Why dont you get hit by a car?) Im allergic. (To you, and your cologne from Walmart) Teacher: No talking during the test. Me: Sorry. Would you like me to move? (Please take your stapler, and put me out of my misery.)
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 09:11:11 +0000

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