My dear Ghanians, Its church, notchech Pastor, notpastar. Doctor, not Dactar My fellow Nigerians, Its bath, notbaff. Our currency is called Naira, notnarrah! My dear Edo people, Its argument, notajument (4 wetin na?) My dear Yorubas, Its Air, nothair Eight, nothate Its Van Persie, notFan Persin. My dear Ibadan peeps woh! hmmmmm... Its notsun tissuits sean tizzle! Its notsirobut zero! My dear Hausa people, Its fifty, notpipty. Its people, notfiffle. Its five, notpipe. Glo, notgilo! My Egun people woh! Its actually MTN and not NTM!! My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and notrurf!! My Benue people, its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross Lest I forget my close Igbo people! There is nothing likethaaasandwoh! There is thousand! It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet And its thirty, notthartie! Our Lords prayer is actuallyOur Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be your name..., and not Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name...
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 10:44:46 +0000