My dear ghanians;Its church, not chech.Pastor,notpastar.Doctor, not Dactar.Myfellow Nigerians,Its bath, not baff.Our currency is called Naira, notnarrah.My dear Edo people,Its argument, notajument.Mydear yorubas;Its Air, not hair.Eight, not hate.Its Van Persie, not Fan Persin.My dear Ibadan peeps!hmmmmm..Its not sun tissu its sean tizzle! Its notsiro but zero!My dear Hausa people,Its fifty, notpipty.Îts my people not my fiffle.Its five, notpipe.Glo, not gilo!Seriously it is Tuface weds Annie Macauley, stop sayingToothpaste weds Animal calling.My Egun people hmmmmm!Its actually MTN and not NTM!!My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and not rurf!My Benue people, its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross.Lest I forget my hommies Igbo people!There is nothing like thaaasand hmmmm! There is thousand!It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet.And its thirty, not thartie!Our Lords prayer is actuallyOur Father, who at in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name, and notOur Father, look at eleven,
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 08:39:21 +0000