My dear ghanians, Its church, notchech Pastor, notpastar. Doctor, not Dactar My fellow Nigerians, Its bath, notbaff. Our currency is called Naira, notnarrah! My dear Edo people,Its argument, notajument(4 wetin na?) My dear yorubas,Its Air, nothair Eight, nothate Its Van Persie, notFan Persin. My dear Ibadan peeps,Its notsun tissu it is sean tizzle! Its notsirobut zero! My dear Hausa people,Its fifty, notpipty. Its people, notfiffle. Its five, notpipe. Glo, notgilo! Seriously it isTuface weds Annie Macauley,stop sayingToothpaste weds Animal calling My Egun people woh! Its actually MTN and not NTM!! My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and notrurf!! Its gate not kate..so also its food n not foot haba! My Benue people,its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross Lest I forget,my close Igbo people! There is nothing likethaaasandThere is thousand! It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet And its thirty, notthartie! Our Lords prayer is actuallyOur Father, who at in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name..., and notOur Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name.....you can thank me later for the correction.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 15:31:49 +0000