My dearest MTN, Its been long since U and I talked about how we feel about each other. I do not know about you but take the following in absolute good faith, its from the bottom of my heart. When we met, I was a young boy in secondary school. Together with some ka Nokia phone, U made me feel strong, powerful, like all the answers lay in me. You were equally young, beautiful & intelligent with a bright future stretched ahead of U. Our love relationship was fun, especially the late night 99% MTN zone. U offerred many more services, like mobile money, data storage and internet data provision, which I received with joy & happiness. I do not know what went wrong, but I never realised the golden sparks in our relationship had dissapeared till Warid came along. She thought I was the best, she surprised me with things I never knew I wanted. Being with her was like escaping from life and drudgery. She offered free calls through mega bonus, highly subsidised SMS and cheap internet bundles. I loved her but I discovered she was lesbian when she got married to Airtel. I was heartbroken but I hang on. Well, the purpose of this letter is to kindly beg you to stop cheating me, especially my Internet bundles. If you are punishing me because of my relationship with Airtel, I promise to stop, if u promise to improve your service delivery. You may think am selfish but I knew then, like I know now, that I want to spend the rest of my life with U. You see, I have even accomodated U in a cool smartphone while airtel is accomodated in a ka-torch. Sweet MTN, my queen, I want this relationship to work but U must please stop cheating my MBs. If it is gonya eating them, we can find out wht they eat or kill the gonyas. I will always luv U.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 17:42:10 +0000
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