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My fantasy day in Ireland: 8-9: Tea and the papers 9-9:30 Breakfast 9:30-10 Fine bath, copper tub. Bubbles required. 10-12: Climb to the top of my William Butler Yeats tower, write novel 12-2: Drink lunch with the lads 2-4: Nap. Siobhan plays the harp to make me sleepy 4-6: Gaelic football match. Think about career in dentistry while watching Gaelic football match 6-10: Dinner, pub. Sing. Dance. Write seditious pamphlets. Throw darts at portrait of Queen Victoria. 10-10:15: Aideen the Barmaid carries me home. Thats a good girl, now. 10:15-11:00 Peat fire, spot of tea, surrounded by adoring Red Setters. 11:00--11:30: Check lottery and racing results on the telly. Curse mildly, tear up ticket. 11:30-11:35: Count sheep to get sleepy. 11:35-11:38: Who let bloody sheep in? Evict sheep from bedroom 11:45 ina chodladh..zzz 2:30 The entire Galway cast, mad drunk, of Riverdance barges into room 2:30-2:45 Shileleagh-induced eviction of Riverdance. Hit Michael Flatley a couple of extra times for general obnoxiousness. 2:46 Riverdance let the sheep back in. 2:47: May you have darlin lovely dreams, sheeps.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 02:23:41 +0000

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