My favorite conversation of the day: Girl: Why arent you dressed - TopicsExpress



          

My favorite conversation of the day: Girl: Why arent you dressed up for Halloween? Guy: I am Girl: As what? You look just like a regular guy. Guy: Exactly. 364 days of the year Im unique. I dress differently, I listen to different music, go to different parties, read different books. One night of the year, tonight, Im just like everyone else. Im Joe Regular. Girl: ...That might be the scariest thing Ive ever heard. Just like everyone else? No originality whatsoever... Just one of the faces masses. Thats awful! Guy: Exactly. Girl (after a couple of minutes of meaningless small talk): Hey can I have your number? Id love to see what youre like when your not like everyone else. Guy: Absolutely. Here... EVERYONE WITHIN EARSHOT: Immediate slow clap. This guy is my hero of the day
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 17:48:17 +0000

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