My fellow Americans,... In my ongoing effort to win your approval and vote in 2016 to be your next President, I would like to further explain my vision for America here on this Facebook forum. If elected I will do much more than just secure our borders, I will mandate the construction of a large, 100 foot wide and 50 foot deep moat filled with raw sewage that will surround this great nation on all sides and insure that anyone who attempts to enter our land illegally will end up really stinky and dirty. If elected I will embolden our other two branches of executive government to enact upon and pass legislation requiring all businesses to allow their employees the right to fart at will while on the job without repercussions! If elected, I will initiate tax incentives to businesses that hire people who like to fart in public, removing the stigma of shame that now accompanies public farting! If elected I will personally stand out side the White House and hand out lollipops and bubble gum as well as Hershey kisses to all who pass by on tour. Yes my fellow Americans, as your President I intend to see to it that every town, city, and state has endless supplies of free bubble gum and pencils that are new, sharp, and loaded with a nice new eraser. For those of you who say these dreams are impossible, I dare you to think beyond the realm of what isnt,..and believe in what is. (please make donation checks payable to me, David Tibi and mail them to my Fall River address) Dare to dream,....vote Tibi in 2016
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 00:47:49 +0000
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