My friends, this is what journalism has become. ROFL. A front page news story in the religion and spirituality section of the no-education-required Examiner reads Ryan Buell admits he stole on anal bleaching. For the record, yes, I wrote those comments. I also announce right here that I am actually President Barack Obama. And I was Baby Jesus when I was, well, a baby. Now, not to sound like a snob but Id be worried if People Magazine published this. But Examiner? Folks, if you ever need to wonder if a story on there has any credibility, just remember that they allowed a guy to write an article on the status of my, um, asshole. Dont get me wrong, I was laughing for hours. But, please folks, even if you suspect Im evil or a fraud, dont resort to whoring yourself for attention by using my name and the status of my buttocks as major news, and then at the same time claim youre exposing someone as a fraud. Um, you just wrote a whole piece on my ass, bro. Kinda creepy. Its okay if you like me. But Im engaged. Now, as returning PRS to good standing, lets roll up our sleeves and see what we can do now that Im back, shall we? examiner/article/ryan-buell-admits-he-is-a-thief-and-spent-fans-money-he-stole-on-anal-bleaching
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 06:59:30 +0000
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