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My gf thinks I should write shit thats more relatable to the average person. So here goes... I am sitting on my couch in a golf shirt and khakis drinking a miller lite and flipping between sportscenter and CNN while my wife and adorable children are shopping at Walmart. All of a sudden a wave of regret washes over me as I realize that Ive wasted my life procreating, buying shit that I dont need and working a job that I hate. Maybe Ill drive my Volkswagen off a bridge tomorrow during rush hour traffic.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:07:24 +0000

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