My house is a disaster, I havent moved since 10 this morning - TopicsExpress



          

My house is a disaster, I havent moved since 10 this morning (with the exception of visiting my restroom, and of course my hourly attempts to eat everything in this place.) In the feeble attempt to end the complete and utter shame I am experiencing for displaying an obscene amount of laziness, I have dosed my pitiful self with Benadryl. Enough to ensure that my sinuses will be completely free of all possible obstructions, and that I sleep extremely well until tomorrow, when I shall once again morph into a productive member of society. Long story short, goodnight!
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 00:30:05 +0000

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