My housemate has the best job, some of the stories he comes home with, I swear. (He works for a non emergency medical line.) A woman was apparently cleaning her kitchen while naked, fell and somehow landed on her fruit bowl which resulted in getting an orange stuck in her vagina. A dude phoned in from falling in the shower and landing on a plunger getting it stuck in his ass. Another chick calls in new years day, got drunk and got a square vodka bottle stuck in her pussy. My god people. O_O
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 02:44:29 +0000
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