My husband got hit in the crotch playing ball just b4 we got - TopicsExpress



          

My husband got hit in the crotch playing ball just b4 we got married. He asked the doc, “How bad is IT”? The doc said, “IT has 2 be put in a splint & kept straight while healing”. And he took 4 tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, & wired it all 2gether 2 make IT look impressive. My husband never told me any of this - so on our honeymoon nite, I ripped open my blouse 2 reveal 2 plump ripe melons & said, Honey, Look! You’ll be the 1st. No one has ever touched these breasts”! At that, he whips down his pants & said, “Baby, Look at this…IT’s still in the crate!” … AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 11:03:47 +0000

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