My impression of what is about to happen in NBA free agency: after months of speculation a giant press conference is held where Lebron, Melo, Chris Paul and Blake Griffin walk out with huge smiles together to enormous applause. Phil Jackson and James Dolan are seen in the middle of the crowd yelling angrily at them. LeBron gets on the mic and starts saying what a long journey and tough decision it was but in the end he knew things would come together. He stands up and goes to shake Pauls hand saying its going to be a dream come true playing in L.A. only he then pauses for a beat, stopping, and then looks him in the eye and says just not with you and then immediately choke slams Paul while Melo clotheslines Griffin. Jackson then turns on Dolan, dropping him with a stunner and then pouring a beer over him while flipping him off. Kobe Bryant appears out from behind the curtain, stops and stares down Melo and Lebron for a second then they all break into giant grins as Melo and Lebron tear the Clippers jerseys they had been wearing to reveal Lakers gear underneath. Jackson joins them onstage as Jim Ross screams in in the background GOOD GAWD, THE MAMBA HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!.........or at least it would be more exciting than what is really gonna happen...
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:35:45 +0000
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