My job today, in metaphor: Hey, Kristian! As you know, my arm - TopicsExpress



          

My job today, in metaphor: Hey, Kristian! As you know, my arm often itches. And, while scratching the itch works just fine, I just bought this very expensive red hot poker from a nice gentleman who said I could use it to scratch with. Unfortunately, it hurts whenever I jab said red hot poker into my arm. Can you explain why that is? Its probably because youre jabbing a red hot poker into your arm. So what do you suggest? How about not doing that. No! I paid good money for this poker, and Im damn well gonna use it! Now come up with a way I can jab my arm with it, without it hurting.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 19:33:31 +0000

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