My latest excerpt to my future satire about being a mortgage loan originator. Not even five minutes into my loan application appointment for a borrower who brought their two kids ages 1 & 2 to their almost two hour application, not one but both of the kids have what I consider to be one of the most foul smelling poop sessions I have ever experienced. 15 minutes into this poop session I am struggling to continue to smile and pleasantly go over the rest of their 47 page loan application with important information about the mortgage process and all I can think about is will my lungs and nose hairs ever recover from this stench. Finally the husband tells his wife to go change one of the kids and he would hold the other one and then they could switch. The second the wife walked away the other child proceeded to start crying and crying and crying...did I mention the kid started crying? Like a lot of loud crying. So not only did I have to deal with the mother of all mothers poop session, I got to listen to the baby cry all while the father is telling me to continue to explain my documents. I am thinking that this borrower might have not fully understood a few of my most important documents we must provide to them...especially the one where I have to inform the consumer that when opening a new account we must ask for their name, date of birth, their address and identification number. Explaining an already STUPID form to a borrower while pretending I am not secretly wondering where my muzzle and can of air freshener is was excruciating. I seriously need to install a video camera in my office to record the funny things that happen here! #Realworldproblemsofaloanoriginator
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:39:58 +0000
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