My latest rhyme. Im a high school drop out grammatical Nazi. Youre so blind to the fact that Im better than you that you cannot see. (Haha) Got a sweet black ride. Chick hop inside. Lets get high by flying down I-75 at 105. Keep going til we lose control and crash into a semi pulled over on the side of the road filling a load. Or we can take it slow and take ourselves to this club I know. Get drunk and run over a guy on a bicycle and ask him what hes doin in the middle of the road. But what we didnt know til the police showed was we were on a bike path.. Woah whoops I say sorry officer as I run back to the car. Burnout screeching tires leaving tire marks on the pigs bike. He tried to taze me but it hit the taillight. He forgot to let go of the gun and we was pulling him from behind. Slammed the brakes and let him go. Police dont mess with me no more though. We walk back into the club like nothing ever happened. I hear you laughing. I tell the dude hitting on you to back off. He slapped my hat off so I punched him in the gut. He stares at me like a nut. I think we better run. So what you forgot your purse. If we dont leave hes gonna leave me in a hearse. Steam blows from his nose he lowers his shoulder and starts charging like a bull. So I pick up and hit him over the head with a bar stool. He hit the ground so hard I heard him plant a grow roots. Uhh whyd you wear those high heel shoes take em off and kets run. As we peel off I see blue and red lights pulling in in the mirror. Lets hope nobody got our plates. I look over at your smiling face as you proclaim this is one of your best ever dates. And this is the kinda rhymes my crazy mind creates.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 08:54:18 +0000
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