My life would be dramatically improved if I hired a band to follow me around everywhere so that I could have a soundtrack playing at all times. I clearly need to beef up my staff. Team Jason International is now accepting resumes for the following full time positions: AC/DC cover band (must be willing to travel), butler, bartender, therapist, and pastry chef. Successful candidates will have a sense of humor, and not be ugly. I dont like to have unattractive people within 500 yards.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 14:33:25 +0000
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