My little Asian, Like I said, the day is not over, and I have a wrecked office. When people live in lets say a tight enviroment, and then they become welcomed in to the world there are alot of new things out there, like the unknown, and what they maybe called. My little Asian has become an Ipad, tablet freek, She spends lots of time watching those Chinese movies and soaps. She is no were near a computer geek, She knows the on off button, how to get to you tube and she is one happy camper. Now a person lacking in the knowledge of the computer world, and the terms that are used to discrible things, say like a Hard drive, We all know what that is. But for her, She would think of it being more made of concrete, and a place to park the truck if you know what I mean. Lets say you happen to mention Giga Byte she would most likely run and get the first aid kit and bring back the Monkey Blood. She does know what a key board happens to be which is where she hangs the car keys daily. And you have to becareful how you use the word keyboard, she will ask you 10 time no matter how you use it in a sentence which keyboard you are talking about. Tonight we crossed a new bridge and I may need to pay a visit to Best Buy tomorrow rather than a call to the exterminator. Its been a long hot day, and both of use tired. Well, I took the car keys in to my office, and forget the keyboard, cars these days with auto lock. We were unloading my truck, and stopped to have a drink of tea. She ask where the keys where, I said in my office, and there she goes. And then there is a yell from the back, HONEY WHERE ARE THEY? then I said, DO YOU SEE THE MOUSE ON MY DESK ? All I could here at that Point was SCREAMING CRASH BANG POW! SHE SCREAMs, HONEY HONEY ITS NOT ON YOUR DESK ANYMORE I SCARE IT OFF. WE NEED TO KILL IT HONEY WHAT YOU GOING TO DO? What the hell can I do, I am doubled over the couch, side hurting so bad, I am about to pass out from holding the pillow over my face so she can not hear me laughing about 5 pounds off my ass, I was seeing stars I was able to say umm MOUSE TRAPS! . HONEY WE HAVE SOME CHEESE IN THE FRIDGE GET ME SOME! I started rolling. I could not answer her, I could not move I was in pain, and could not catch my breath!! Then I hear snap! and her saying CHINE WA SO MOTHER suz it fuc er I am off the couch on the floor, and I need to make a call to 911 I can not catch my breath, I knew the trap nailed her ass, and I am trying to call my uncle to let him in on this. I Yelled back at here. I HEARD A SNAP DID YOU KILL IT!!!!! She said FU bring me cheese!!! haha hah. Oh there is more, I can not type anymore, I am busting a gut trying to type all of this. HONEY DO I USE THE BIG ONE OR THE LITTLE ONES? WHERE IS CHEESE!! To be contunued:
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 03:40:18 +0000
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