My mother, Johanna Zeman, is coming to visit Lucinda and me tomorrow. She just left me a voicemail to tell me that she was trapped in her rural Greenfield home by a wild turkey. Mom tried throwing water at it, and all it did was cluck, and then it pooped on her path. Shes looking forward to coming to the relative comforts of the Boston area, where there are fewer aggressive, pooping wild turkeys.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 15:54:07 +0000