My mother taught me RELIGION. You better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL. If you dont straighten up, Im going to knock you into the middle of next week! My mother taught me FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case youre in an accident. My mother taught me IRONY. Keep crying, and Ill give you something to cry about. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck! My mother taught me about WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. My mother taught me about ENVY. There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who dont have wonderful parents like you do. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. Just wait until we get home. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. You are going to get it when you get home! My mother taught me HUMOUR. When that blender cuts off your finger, dont come running to me. My mother taught me WISDOM. When you get to be my age, youll understand. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. One day youll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you did.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 13:28:18 +0000
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