My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE: What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Dont talk back to me! My mother taught me RESTRAINT: Dont eat so fast. If you dont chew, you dont digest and the doctor will have to remove your stomach. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: If youre going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning! My mother taught me RELIGION: You better pray that will come out of the carpet! My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: If you dont tidy up that mess, Im going to knock you into the middle of next week! My mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, thats why. My mother taught me more LOGIC: If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, youre not going to the shopping mall with me. My mother taught me IRONY: Keep crying and Ill give you something to cry about. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: Shut your mouth and eat your dinner! My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: WIll you just look at the dirt on the back of your neck! My mother taught me about STAMINA: Youll sit there till all that vegetable is finished. My mother taught me about weather: It looks as if a tornado swept throught your room. My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you, would you listen then? My mother taught me about HYPROCRISY: If Ive told you once, Ive told you a million times - Dont exaggerate! My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: Stop acting like your father! My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: Just wait till we get home! My mother taught me about JUSTICE: One day youll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 01:48:17 +0000
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