My mums secret life as a former terrorist has just come to light. Shes just said, I remember I was a kid and I made bombs. Once I made a bomb in a bottle with my mates and put it under a couch. I forgot about it and sat on it. The bomb went off as well! Im alerting the MI5 and the FBI. Who knew I was living with Bin Laden? My mums a suicide bomber! In all seriousness though, why would you make a bomb and sit on it? Shes hilarious!
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 21:06:02 +0000