My name is Broccoli. The name was given to me for no good reason - TopicsExpress



          

My name is Broccoli. The name was given to me for no good reason at all (everyone from my litter was named after vegetables). I have been annoying the volunteers and staff of Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary my whole life, and although I have a unique and powerful gift of giving comfort and therapy to those in need, most of the time I am just an a-hole who just will not shut up. My harem of trained women at the sanctuary are satisfactory to my needs for the most part, but they are insubordinate and ignore my constant demands for food. Because I am old and have no teeth, I require lots of wet foods. Dont bring up the fact that I have no teeth. I will get embarrassed and go off to my dark place. Dont ask me about my dark place. Old Broccoli is nearing the Rainbow Bridge. If you are ever inclined to help an animal rescue group, Broccoli would probably suggest his Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary, so Ill post their link here for him: wildspiritwolfsanctuary.org/
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 03:28:45 +0000

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