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My new voicemail: Hello, the intelligent, tall, accomplished, man you are attempting to reach is unable to take your call right now because he is busy riding a horse backwards, while building an orphanage for children with his bare hands, after carrying a lady to safety through piranha infested waters. But leave a message and he will get back to you as soon as possible, unless you are an orphan in which case he will be right there. This voicemail is now diamonds. Have a nice day.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 11:11:37 +0000

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