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My next door neighbor, Earlene, called to tell me she and her husband were going to Florida for several weeks. Now dont do anything stupid or dangerous she said. Last time they were gone, and everyone else in my area, I managed to get myself caught under water head first under the swim float and one leg caught in the boat between the hull and a seat. I was fully dressed and fortunately I had a life vest on, I did make it to the surface with no air to spare and was able to hold on to the boat till I regained my composure enough to make it to the rear of the boat where the ladder is. Tomorrow Im going to cut down trees! If you dont hear from me well... As a side note, when I got rear ended in my police cruiser in 1995 I was wearing my bullet proof vest which lessened the damage to my heart in the accident. So the moral of the story is dont trust every woman or man.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 13:44:23 +0000

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