My pre-emptive strike against 420 (which has to be the stupidest commemoration in human history, but then again, what do you expect from a bunch of stoned out hippies?) - turned out to be quite beneficial in helping to strenghten my revolutionary strategies for the peoples uprising. I acquired several pieces of intelligence critical to the next step in overthrowing the government: 1) Stonerbutts are stupider than I thought. I knew they were dumb, but jeez, really I had no idea just how incredibly low their intelligence is. 2) Potfaces seem to take pride in both their stupidity and their addiction to the weed. 3) Dopeheads are some of the weakest whiners this Earth has ever witnessed. To call them cry-babies is to insult crying children. They have barely enough spine to hold up their empty-heads and they are incredibly weak-willed. Were they to be approached by the opposition, they would easily cave in to their demands -- either in exchange for the demon weed, or simply under the slightest threat of physical pain. 4) As a result, they cannot be trusted to be a part of a true peoples uprising. They will only destroy our movement from the inside, and therefore, the new motto for peoples revolution, shall read: THE REVOLUTION WILL SUCCEED ONLY WHEN WE HAVE HUNG THE LAST POT SMOKER FROM THE GUTS OF THE LAST POT FARMER.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 23:07:48 +0000
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