My predictions for Oppi 2014, end of day one, are as follows : Malcolm Gower will probably be more organised than anyone and have a decent camp site, however a random woman will steal his torch and he will twist his ankle... AND get half a.... sandwich!. Becky Smith will be hammered within an hour and spooning a tent. Nic Baars & Jessica De Abreu will be eating canned food and making Yakka... followed by a series of Cain trains and the theft of a lot of merchandise. There will also be a series of really bad jokes made by Nic. Jarid Pietersen & his pet beard, Perry, will be filthy and drinking some revolting mixture of booze! Jessica Leanne Jones will be laughing at Jarrid and Perry while sipping on some random elixir of her own! Paul Samuels will have wandered of with some random woman and can be found in the middle of a raging mosh pit, vrot as kak. Keagan Scott may either be dead or eating 2 yr old caned food, while wearing a satchel constructed from his surrounding foliage and some duct tape. Barry Carter will have watched more bands than anyone there, but will be vrot as kaaak by sundown! Jamie Zeederberg will be shirtless with a beanie on, hammered as kaaaak and destroying mosh pits STIKKIND!!! Simon Levin & Leanne Pugsley will have out witted, out played and out lasted everyone! These two win at OppiKoppi!!! Nicole Jacqueline Gecsei will be sitting back, sipping juice, laughing at all the randomness that is taking place.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 13:37:11 +0000
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