My recent letter to the council, Im sure Becky Alves will appreciate this one. This email is being sent to you with regards to your recent, accusatory toned letter, to my house (61 Cecil Street Flat (...) regarding an apparent flagrant abuse of the bin area. Our house, and the entire close in fact, is owned and rented by a local authority (West Of Scotland) so at a guess, I would have to say that these mysterious building materials didnt come from our close at all, as Im sure the council landlords would have something to say about us building extra wings onto our houses, and the wummin upstairs probably wouldnt be too happy with the flight of stairs I have planned for the spare room. Please dont send any more patronising and accusing letters to my house when there is absolutely no evidence to do so, me and my partner work full time so I can assure you that we do not moonlight as workies and have never deposited large amounts of building materials anywhere, never mind in our own back yards under cover of darkness...or on the sneakie. Any more letter sent to us regarding this very same heinous offence, without the mysteriously titled complainants at least named, will be looked at as some kind of creepy harassment by yourself, and treated as such. p.s. If you ever want some cheap building work done, I know a guy. Only kidding. Jamie Part Time sneaky labourer Flat (...) 61 Cecil Street
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 12:47:45 +0000
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