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My regular followers and friends know I avoid controversy at all costs. But the current situation requires someone to stand up and state the obvious. Ready? Here it comes..... Selfies suck. They are the worst form of photography ever devised. No one looks good in a selfie. It is physically impossible to take a proper selfie. Human arms are just not long enough to take an attractive selfie. And a selfie duet, even worse. No one has a face that big. And your friends are not interested in the inside of your nostrils. God intended for us to reach out to a friendly stranger and say, would you mind taking a picture of me (us) in front of this important landmark? Your camera will hardly ever be stolen. You are going to look terrible in that selfie. Like halitosis, even your best friends wont tell you, but they will look at your new selfie and think, too bad, she is such an attractive person, I never noticed her double chin before. It all starts with you. Think before you click.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 12:42:01 +0000

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