..... My run for the presidency is off to a GREAT start. With over 130 likes, I feel like I have the ENTIRE Nations attention!!!!. Id like to name my organization The Common Sense Party.....There are however, a few glitches to overcome. 1) Im broke 2 ) Ive never held ANY political office 3 ) with all the crazy shit I did growing up, the press would have a field day when they opened up MY closet.... Theyd bring up shit I forgot I did. 4 ) Karrie says I gotta finish the yard work before I can campaign 5 ) Anheuser-Busch texted me that my free beer demand would cause them to have to build another brewery 6 ) Im broke 7 ) My band says they wont vote for me until I can play YYZ note for note 8 ) Im broke 9 ) IF I can overcome these minor obstacles, I will be more than happy and gracious to serve as your Commander-In-Chief.... ( cheesy patriotic music in background ) 10 ) Karrie says she cant WAIT to redecorate the White House 11) I endorse this message..... Lol
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 20:46:41 +0000
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