My sister called me dramatic ... Which of course i protested. She advised me to make a list of all the things ive done post the break up. Here goes : .cried my pillows into swamps, alligator chomps at my heart, alligator sounds like Lucille Ball. . Played eminem until every feminist statement ive ever made became a dripping ball of hypocrisy in my mouth. . Googled: how to slash tires . Deleted search history . Painted every paintable body parts black .let my grams sing mo town to me. Pretended my grams could sing. Love made grams sound like Diana Ross. . Sent her dirty texts. . Helped 8 year olds make turkeys. Painted my turkeys black. . Had a forty minute hunger strike . Wrote 11 poems. 7 of them letters to 90s cartoon characters. The other 4 are hers . Watched forrest gump to hear him say jenny . Pick at my flaws. Pick at her flaws. Pick at our imagined childrens flaws . Argued with no one .swore myself to celibacy .decided to become a nun . Demanded my bestfriend also become a nun. Got side eyed. . Watched all the episodes of Ahh Real Monsters. All of them . Almost answered the example, 2 exs before, the one who cant keep her hands to herself... hated myself for it . Made a twerk video .took 37 walks . Waited for the i changed my mind .finished two books. .wrote this status AND I STILL DONT THINK IM DRAMATIC ... just passionate. You wanna help? Feed the damn alligator.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 21:37:14 +0000
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