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My socks got diarrhea when they fell in love. But that was before they tried to use their boobs to get out of a speeding ticket, which resulted in them cheating on each other for the last 5 months. (One would end up in the sock drawer, the other in the dryer vent - you know how it goes,) That $900 in scratch-off card money came in handy because all that roaming around gave them both horrible foot fungus. But alls well that ends well because once they finally decided to stop wearing underwear, it has been confirmed that they are a mommy-daddy. I guess all the lint they left behind in the dryer vent and sock drawer will finally amount to something. (For my brother Joe Rucker)
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 04:36:58 +0000

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