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My weekend banter ..... Has anyone got a clue how many people in Sri Lanka are still practicing the use of Oils for various ailments, i,e headaches, sprains (any kind of pain) muscle cramps, fractures, constipation...skin & hair conditioning, as a lubricant...... and radical types to reduce friction in the brain...... Tough there are various types of oils, widely renowned is the Kokatath thailaya (one for all or multipurpose oil) other than the commonly used engine oil for the head by the majority..... This is just in addition to Co Co nut, mother of all oils ....used for cooking + many other activities.... some are unmentionable in public (always constipated types know what I am talking about.....) Anyways, make sure that you never ask any of these regular oil users toTHINK differently CHANGE or take a pain killer even by accident. They will just pounce on you as if you have asked them to consume rat Poison.....they will smack you with verbal diarrhea, rant about AFTER effects or forethoughts, how pure their lifeless bodies coupled with a 2500 year proud history, etc ..(I guess there were no pain killers during King Dutugamunus time other than oils thus I can understand the reaction.....) However, my point, living in such a flaccid society, idiots like myself are still thinking of a positive change in the future. Guess I should seriously stop day dreaming.....& start rubbing oils top to bottom ......perhaps my rusty brains sans grease will start to function..... They say you can take a man out of the jungle but you will never take the jungle out of the man......=D
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 09:38:32 +0000

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