My wife is currently in Nigeria and we have hatched a plan: Wait for environmental sanitation day and make sure she carries a few crates of canned Coca-Cola, Biscuits and Plantain Chips to sell......,on the Express Way. Make sure she is on the route of Fasholas convoy and when he drives past, she will accidentally throw the wares in front of his convoy to block his movement. Am sure this will enrage the Governor. At this point, make sure you resist any attempt to carry your wares and cry all you can. I am hoping she will get anything from a go and die to maybe even better..........a dirty slap from the governor. **brings out calculator**..........Go and Die in Edo State= 2 million naira + breakfast with Oshiomole..........therefore Go and Die +/- dirty slap in Lagos= ??5 million naira + buffet with Fashola. In fact, I am beginning to think she must get a slap from Fashola. Anything less than a slap is not worth the effort. I must HAMMER this Christmas. And for all you amebos, if I hear pim from una say her husband be Doctor, I go swear for all of you. Until the 5 million lands inside her account.......sorry, OUR account, Obinna Aligwekwe is a bicycle mechanic based in Umuahia. I have decided not to be dead because of the complications that will accompany my resurrection. Who knows, If this works I may help you plan your own in Kano where Kwankwanso will give you a kick in the groin for selling beer. That one na the real jackpot.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 15:24:02 +0000
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