My wife is nuts. Over the 13+ years weve been together shes got me involved in one hair brained situation after another. And though, I admit, its been an interesting ride the line must be drawn somewhere. To quote Captain Picard, The line must be drawn HERE! Let me explain. While I was out of town this past weekend Lemme Addams bought licorice scented soap. Read that last sentence again. Let it sink in. Yes. Licorice scented soap! I HATE LICORICE! I want to make this clear. I am not talking about red licorice. I am talking about licorice as black as the magic that created it. The only candy given to the damned to cleanse their pallet between eternal tortures. I just showered and now I smell like the saddest Halloween bag that had to go trick-or-treating in crazy Licorice Town. I know some of you are saying, Dont be hatin. I love black licorice. To you I say, Go to the doctor. Your tongue is broke.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 19:37:07 +0000
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