My wife just tried to poison me! Im learning, that as she has gotten older, when she says Here try this and offers you something, youd better be wary. She just fed me something called endamame hummus on a oven roasted Mediterranean spiced pita chip. I popped it into my chops and chomped on it, I rolled that thang around in my cheeks as my taste buds revolted, and did my best to swallow it. My stomach lurched when it arrived and I just looked at her frog eyed and belted out What the HELL was THAT? She said hummus on a pita...its good for you! Well I dont eat nothing that sounds like those folks sending rockets to Israel, and I damn sure didnt leave anything I wanted in the Mediterranean! I got me some munster cheese, salami and Ritz crackers and gnoshed on that. How can anything supposed to be good for you taste like that? It tasted like burnt roach guts on rotten bread! Ill need about 6 beers to get that taste out of my mouth.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 19:09:42 +0000
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