My wife, now my ex. we were delivering news paper. We were way out in the country. we were heading back into town, this one sheriff, actually followed us for 5 miles. when came to this one housing complex. It was snowing outside really hard. we had these bright yellow bags covering the newspapers. When this cop pulled us over, he asked us if we were prowling the neighbor hood. I go dude, I have better things to do besides being out here at 2am; I could be home banging my wife. No I am out here in the snow delivering news papers. He says I didnt see you throw any papers. I go dude, How can you not see a bright yellow bag throwing across the drive ways. You need thicker glasses. matter of fact I am going to bosses house right now. I want your badge number, I am going to see to it you will your eyes tested. you cant see a bright yellow bag. you cant be a cop. So he gave my wife back her drivers license and tell her to have a nice day. The whole time after he left, my wife hits me the rest of the way of out route.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 20:55:20 +0000
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