NANDU CHITNIS: BOLLYWOOD CALLING Background 1994/98 Nandu was in very powerful appointment in Naval Dockyard, Bombay. His appointment was MANAGER INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS AND WELFARE Suddenly one day, Star Dust magazine editor Omar Qureshi calling Nandu “Commander Nandu Chitnis, Sir can you help us Starry Starry Dust ? We want to do shooting with famous actress SONALI BENDRE ON Indian Navy Ships!” OMAR THE GREAT MEETS “WICKED EVIL NANDU THE LIAR (NT CERTIFIED)” Nandu: Mr. Omar, with due respects, who the Sonali? She Fighter Bomber woman needing to join Navy for Sea War? Omar: Nothing like THAT...Sonali is Super Star of BollyWood... Nandu: Oh Super Star like Nutan, her furry dog who my dog Tipsy ate, meat only 300 gms. Understood. Omar: //Cough cough// Nandu: Omar, no problem...I can give you Ships, Submarine, Aircraft Carrier anything. But come to US Club tomorrow 7 pm and sign sign sign letters I give you. Nandu drafted letter from Omar addressed to Nandu, Cc HQWNC, ASD Next day Omar came US Club Nandu: Omar do not worry, you only sign 4 copies addressed to me (MIRW) Cc to Headquarters West Navy Big Command, Admiral Supdt, Navy Dockyard. Omar: Very grateful Sir. //Omar signing x 4 times// Nandu: Now my copy I am taking, ASD copy that too me. Tomorrow, you go see FoCinCWest Vice Admiral Yankee Prasad. Omar: Sir, I go to see? Will you accompany me? Nandu: What for? I got nothing to do with no Sonali. You go! Omar: Sir, will they let me meet the Vice Admiral? Nandu: Omar, how old are you? Omar: 24 yrs old Sir, editor me, Star Dust Magazine. Nandu: Stop asking silly questions. Whole Indian Navy knows Nandu. He destroyed Karachi, 1971 War, when I was only 20 yrs old. You take my name Nandu Chitnis, Destroyer of Karachi and all gates and doors of Navy and any Heaven will open. Besides, amazing Vice Admiral Yankee wife related to me distant way. Omar: Sir, Heaven door I do not want open yet. Navy enough for me OMAR WENT TO MEET FOCINCWEST Easy for Omar...he met all big brass in HQWNC STARRY DUST WITH SONALI SHOOTING ON IN SHIP AND SUBMARINE Whole Brass of WNC went for shooting pretty Sonali Bendre on our powerful Navy Ship and Submarine Sonali dressed like Navy girl Officer... Easy man, ALL DONE, Khatam. STARDUST Wife Medini showed me Magazine Stardust , pretty Sonali dancing with Navy Boys and Navy Officer Ladies on Ships and Submarine. POST SCRIPT No...Sonlai DID not bring her Furry little Dog for shooting. So Tipsy NOT required. ALL DONE SIR! FURTHER POST SCRIPT Omar presented me with 100 golf balls, gift wrapped in Gold StarDust cloth. True Story
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 12:40:57 +0000
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