NDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMAS HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (09) Directions to your doctors office include Take a left when you enter the trailer park. (08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (07) The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter. (06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a day. (05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (04) The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges, is not a typographical error. (03) The only expense covered 100% is Embalming. (02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little Ms on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUVE JOINED OBAMAS HEALTH CARE PLAN: (01) You receive your notice that you are now a part time employee instead of full time. Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. ...Henry Ford
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 03:01:58 +0000
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