NEVER HIT A WOMAN NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, BUT SITUATIONS LIKE - TopicsExpress



          

NEVER HIT A WOMAN NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, BUT SITUATIONS LIKE THE FOLLOWING, MAY FORCE A MAN TO REMOVE SATAN OUT OF HER HEAD: 1. When she makes a lot of noise to you, grabs your olelenku, you are allowed to hit the hell out of her head. 2. If she abuses your mum, please pinch her long mouth with care because you will need some soft place to kiss. 3. If the foods she has brought on the table is half cooked, on the first and second days, you will pardon her, but if it continues for the next one week, slap the hell out of her chicks. 4. If she cooks food and puts more salt every now and then, that will be disrespect to your taste buds, hit her head against the wall once. 5. If she so likes making lots of uncalled for noise in public with you, just give her time, don’t talk more, talk less and let both of you reach home, then grab her by the neck, throw her to the bedroom and lock her there then ask her to make her last prayers before you and her make it out. In the meantime, Disembe is out on bond.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 08:50:50 +0000

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