NEW YEAR RESOLUTION OF A BORN AGAIN DRUNKARD 1.The new year,i wl reduce visitation to nkwobi joint from 10 times per week to nine times (praise God!) 2.my paraga intake will be reduced from five bottles per day to 10 bottles per week 3.TO show the world am truely born again, i wl substitute i will substitute my Legend extra stout with guilder ultimate nd trophy drink 4.i wl dilute my alchoholic drink with pure water to make it more pure 5.i will make i baptize my drinks b4 i drink them to make them more holy(my pastor wl baptize my guilder to turn it to holy communion wine) 6.Whenever i get high i wont sleep in gutters anymore,av upgrade,i wl try to make decent bed inside beer parlour 7.last year,i was both a drunkard nd a glutton but this year i wl only be a drunkard nd not a glutton 8.i wl reduce my big stout consumption from one carton to twelve bottles in every clubbing i go to 9.i wl make sure when i get drunk,i wont stagger,if i stagger,i pray i wont fall,if i fall down i know i will rise again 10.i wl mke sure alomo bitters turn to my tonic wine wch wl purify my blood of yanmayanma so help o God amen. Guys do u fink this guy try by this resolution? thank God hes not drinking a whole carton anymore,hes drinking few bottles....#LOL #Cy
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 05:06:08 +0000
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