NITROUS OXIDE. . . .laughing gas . . , . Guys, Id tell you some chemistry and other misc. science jokes, but Im afraid all the good ones argon. Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: You may have graduated but Ive got many degrees Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg! Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It was OK. Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive. A neutron walks into a bar and asks : how much for a drink ? The bartender says .. For you , no charge ! A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, May I take your bags? The photon replies Its fine, thanks. Im travelling light. Atom 1: I just lost an electron. Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Im positive. Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt CoFFee : What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...A BaNaNa Q:Why did a scientist install a door knocker? A:coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!
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